The Letter:

Dear K,
This is my Victoria's Secret bra, size 38C.  I can't remember when my breasts became what they are today, but guys always liked them.  My boobs are very sensitive.  I think cleavage is cool, but breasts are beautiful no matter the size.  I heard a story about a guy who forced his girlfriend to get breast implants.  She got her boobs augmented.  Then, she left him and became a professional stripper.

Sincerely,
Madame X

P.S.  This is not about my ego.